I have 2 debates tomorrow that I have to prepare for and an assignment due on Friday about insects……. so naturally, here I am Here is what I think are the best ways to procrastinate and how I have been spending the past few days to avoid all Uni related topics
1) Eating your feelings
Thinking about your assignment? Here, have some chocolate! Wondering if you should start it yet? No, don’t be silly, here, have some chocolate! Worried that its due tomorrow? Here, have some chocolate! Feel ready to start that essay now? Pfft, don’t do that, here, have some chocolate!
Food provides instant gratification, study does not. Therefore Food>Study
Do you want be a model student and stay at that computer slaving away for hours on that assignment due next week, or do you want to curl up under those nice warm snuggly covers, shut your poor weary eyes and catch a few z’s in dreamland? Seriously, is this even a question?!
3) Reading Facebook arguments
Casually logging onto your Facebook (which in itself is a procrastination tool ;P), quickly flick through your news feed, same ol’ same ol’ ‘This happened to me today’, ‘Look at this picture of my kid’, ‘Ohemgeeee’, and……. wait! What was that?! *Gasp* 100+ comments, loads of swearing and insults, and *double gasp* they have started used CAPSLOCK?! Let me get the popcorn!
4) Reading an awesome book
You know that book that you have been wanting to read forever but have been reading your textbook instead? Yeah, now is the best time to read it, because nothing makes a book more interesting than directly comparing it to the stuff you have to read for assignments! :D Plus they allow you to escape to all sorts of wonderful and interesting worlds! Mine right now is Seven Ancient Wonders by Matthew Reilly, Ancient Egyptian prophecies and jam packed action are a lot more cool than flower pollination strategies :D
5) Playing games
Want to play Bioshock Infinite with floating cities in the sky, vigors that let you throw fire and have a literal ‘murder of crows’ and has rifts in the time-space continuum?
How about Skyrim where you are the motherfricken Dovahkiin with the ability of the Thuum which allows you to throw people off cliffs, tame dragons and create massive storms out of nothing, all with your voice?
Maybe even Dragon Age where you are one of the two last Grey Wardens, fighting to unite all of Ferelden against the impending Darkspawn blight and the dreaded Archdemon which threaten to destroy the world?
Want to do your homework now?
6) Re-arranging your sock drawer
Which suddenly becomes a whole lot more fun when you should be doing homework instead
7) Playing fetch with the cat
Yes, you heard me, cat, not dog. Oh, didn’t you know that cats play fetch too?! Well ……. at least mine does He is entertained for at least a good half hour with me throwing him a stick which he will bring back to me, super cute…… and a little strange
8) Playing dress ups
Crazy wigs, extravagant makeup, funky costumes, doing this is fun anytime of day, procrastinating or not! I opted for a crazy 80′s rocker wannabe, and sadly, that wig isn’t far off how my natural hair can look sometimes
9) Annoying your better half
Poke them, wrestle them, meow in their ear constantly, hide their stuff, give them a wet willy, pin them down and tickle them, bite them - you’ll soon forget about any study that you are ment to do! Mainly due to an onslaught of retaliation from them, and hence the war begins :P My boyfriend is definitely the better half with the things he has to put up with, even when he gets me back 100 times better :P <3
10) Listening to Disney songs
Whenever I remember I once conveniently compiled all my favourite Disney songs into one blog post (which you can find here), study instantly ceases, as I have no choice but to listen to each and every single one about half a dozen times each Disney songs from your childhood never get old, and should be a must on anyones procrastination to do list
11) Looking up all the gloriously nerdy props that you
And especially this:
A good few solid hours can always be wasted looking up these wonderful items that have absolutely no practical use whatsoever, BUT ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING I kinda feel like this cat when looking at these types of things:
12) Graciously accepting a sports video game challenge against your boyfriend
At any other time of the day, most girls would decline the challenge knowing that their boyfriend is going to run all over them, but this is procrastination you are talking about so accept the offer damn it! Who knows, you might even win, I know I have……… once
13) Go onto Google Earth, and out of all the wonderful places you could look at, search for your own house
I can’t really put it any more detail than that…….. so here is a picture of a cat acting like a sir
14) Make random animal noises
For those in desperate need of self entertainment and that have exhaused their supply of procrastination tasks
15) Write a blog about procrastinating and then procrastinate writing it
Like I have been doing for the past few hours Procrastinating over writing about procrastinating, I think I should join this club:
Until next rambling,